Kids: Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By baddad - 23/09/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

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Not taking it well

By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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I'm always right

By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mom got mad at me. She told me that the neighbor was stupid for letting their kids play all over the street alone. I said it was fine, because the mom walked right next to the daughter as she played on her scooter. She argued, “Why do you always have to disagree with me?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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jagex2121 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:02

Your neighbor is an asshole

Soniye 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Call the cops on your neighbor for invading your privacy what right does your neighbor think they have ?! Spying on you like that

Comments

BlissfulLiss 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:03

I hate when people exploit the emergency call number like that. Who knows who else could have used those cops that night.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:04

Your neighbor despises you for being a single mother, but has he/she considered the reason you're a single mother could be because the father of the children left you or died or something? What a dick...I hope you explained this to the police. Too bad your kids didn't know to defend you, but I'm sure they were scared if the cops were questioning them in an accusatory tone.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 5:45

Wow what a bitch.

FierceFire 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 5:51

Why does your neighbor despise you for being a single mom? If any thing you should be admired. **** them and keep your head up from negativity.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 14 July 2013 6:21

You're a bad mother and the police know this now. Two of your children in jail and the other not even able to afford a place on Baltic Ave. All this while your living it up with a hotel on Boardwalk. Tsk, tsk.

ravenluna10 1

Sunday 14 July 2013 6:29

That Damn Neighbor!

Smoldering 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 6:53

Ohhh my...Wtf! Your neighbor is a jerk! I hate it when people hate on single mothers. My mother was a single mother and we both turned out just fine. That's bs Op explain to the cops that you where just playing flipping Monopoly. I am sorry Op.

Smoldering 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 7:01

Sorry I didn't read your post, but I agree. In fact I think I turned out better than most people my age that I know, bc my mom was a single mom. She kept/ keeps a close eye on me and I am a pretty straight laced teenager bc of my mom. She has taught me not to make the same mistakes she did at my age and she parents me so I won't. In short she's a really good mom.

10showgirl 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 7:42

Time to invest in quality window blinds and curtains.

AllegroRubato 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 8:57

Whoa OP! I don't want to be alarmist but this could lead to some serious issues! I feel like you need to do something about it, being accused of abuse is no joke! regardless of how false the claim might be, it can have serious consequences nowadays! I hope everything turns out okay, and disgusting neighbor you have pays the price for what could have happened due to his/her ignorant and pettiness.