Kids: Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By baddad - 23/09/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

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Not taking it well

By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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I'm always right

By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mom got mad at me. She told me that the neighbor was stupid for letting their kids play all over the street alone. I said it was fine, because the mom walked right next to the daughter as she played on her scooter. She argued, “Why do you always have to disagree with me?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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jagex2121 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:02

Your neighbor is an asshole

Soniye 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Call the cops on your neighbor for invading your privacy what right does your neighbor think they have ?! Spying on you like that

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:27

Sounds like instead of a Community Chest, your game had a Community Ass.

olpally 32

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:28

Ha! Well said! Lol.

AshleyScruggs 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:02

Well then, your neighbour is a regular Gladys Kravitz.

phorn84 13

Monday 15 July 2013 5:30

I'm so glad that somebody younger than me made that reference. I grew up watching Bewitched on Nick at Night through the late 80s and early 90s.

AshleyScruggs 14

Monday 15 July 2013 6:26

I love Bewitched, Elizabeth Montgomery was hilarious. :)

cadillacgal79 32

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:27

I haven't watched Bewitched in so long....

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:22

Your neighbor needs to get a life and quit being involved in yours.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:31

She despises you for being a single mother?! What a bitch! Whether you're a single mother by choice or not, it does not mean you're a bad parent. From the sound of it, you seem to be a good mom who can get her kids together for a board game (no easy task in our world of technology). Why would anyone hate someone for being a single parent? Ugh. Your neighbor needs a **** punt.

spiritfang11237 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:50

so children today we are going to play a game with the neighbor. it's called punt the ****. here let me show you how it is played. *punts neighbor over fence* GOAL!!!

brittyboo123 35

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:49

I hope the cop understood the misunderstanding. You sound like a good mother OP.

carpetrider93 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:53

dang I live in dorado and my neighbors are the same way! so damn nosy. what is it with these puerto ricans?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:57

Monopoly is an abusive game...well it can be...it's like the wild draw four...

peter_t 1

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:00

That makes me mad for you.

AshleyScruggs 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:55

That would just make the situation worse. He/ she would just report her to the police again and they would definitely take note of that kind of violent behaviour after she's been accused of abusing her children.