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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

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ambowew 7

Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:09

Time to crack that bass out and practice in the middle of the night. He might learn to appreciate it then.

El_Mero_Mero 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:14

cut him some slack. he says he's a plumber but when bowser comes and kidnaps princess peach. he has to go recuse her. tell your uncle he never does anything anyways but pretend to do something.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:51

he's gonna be laying some pipe that day, so that's why he can't go. |the kid|

fuckmylifeover 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:50

shove tht clarinet up his crack and hope he cries hes a douch

nekros_fml 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:09

hey at least he has a job

indiansfreakx41 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:24

I played bass clarinet too!!! why would you have to practice it though? the parts are extremely easy. I never even took mine home. haha don't worry though, my parents never came to any of my concerts even when I had a solo. :(

KYS75 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:43

I would have said the same thing. You play a "bass clarinet" KYS.

VenomByte 1

Wednesday 3 November 2010 17:16

I agree with the majority...you must suck!

JustJoi 9

Wednesday 3 November 2010 17:56

-the person who created this fml- My dad told me he was just kidding and he has no appointment on this day. And just to let you guys know, I'm a beginner at playing an instrument. Ha yea i do suck at playing it

Emmanem 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:49

OMG I PLAY BASS CLARINET TOO! HIGH FIVEEEEE.

PalomasTurbas 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:35

Your dad is a plumber... wow. FYL

JustJoi 9

Wednesday 3 November 2010 23:50

FML? Nah making 600 dollars a week isnt really as bad as you think. -.-

PalomasTurbas 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:18

600dlls? **** thats horrible.

JustJoi 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:43

If you knew anything about the economy then you'd know that 600 dollars per week is pretty good for an average family. So **** off and get a life. Oh and btw, if your rich and making fun of my dads income i hope for any reason the IRS would come and take your house and money for not paying taxes. If not? Then... good day to you sir. -.-

JustJoi 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:47

Oh and who's is a 24 year old to argue with a 13 year old when she's obviously wining. You're so oblivious to the real topic aren't you? I really have to say, you are truly pathetic. Oh and you might want to work on your grammar as well. Dumbass.