By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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Same thing different taste

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zingline89 18

Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"

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Kick him in the balls as hard as you can, then say the same thing to him while he cries

Did you yell at the ref or upset him earlier in the game, because I play club soccer and I also ref and I understand how much abuse the ref takes, but that's just unprofessional.

VoodooPriestess 16

That could be taken a couple different ways. Not necessarily an insult, but rather in the moment it came out as one.

In primates, the size of the testicles directly correlates to the promiscuity of their females.

Not exactly, it has to do with the amount of competition the males have for mates. If you have a greater female to male ratio it has the same effect as monogamy.

He did this to get you back up and going faster

I'm preeetty sure he was referring to the actual ball that hit you. This is why the ball in Softball is larger than in Baseball.

should have kicked him in the nuts and see what happened