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By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By wish his dad had worn one - 07/06/2014 21:16 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:17

Oh. My. God.

zingline89 18

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:19

Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"

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PenultimateTaco 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 13:33

That makes a scary amount of sense

samaraperez 7

Tuesday 8 October 2013 14:43

you should have kicked him and said "yeah that hurts huh"?

67FML 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 14:58

I believe that is the definition of adding insult to injury....

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:06

He was just trying to get you up.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:22

So op, when your balls swell up to the size of um... soccer balls, they shouldn't hurt a bit. Yay for you.

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:29

you were plahing without a protective cup??? YDI

SayPeanuts 29

Tuesday 8 October 2013 17:04

You don't wear a cup when you play football.

cookie1207 19

Tuesday 8 October 2013 16:36

Question: did it hurt a lot or a little?

Gho5tk3y 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 17:08

Ref's probably just messing with you op, I've never heard of anything like that. Hope it didn't hurt too bad, should wear a cup from now on,

Stayin_Classy777 8

Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:12

At least you have the balls to play the game and not stand by whistling like a coward on the sideljne

LittleMagicWolf 7

Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:30

That's such a creeper statement.

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