Animals: Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started...

By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:56

Rodents do know best

lovelydarlings 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:57

Guinea pigs need sleep too!

Comments

JinxosGirl87 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:59

Time to put his cage in a different room

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:01

It's because he wants you to get a good night's rest and make something of yourself instead of just sitting around playing video games. Guinea pig pellets don't buy themselves, you know.

TylerGowen 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:08

Either that or it just wanted you to get out and do something good with life??

blcarter81 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:09

At least the guinea pig didn't ask you to represent the west side...

DDpandaz 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:02

I see what you did there...

ashmichelle85 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:15

That's awesome and freaking hilarious!

13FTW 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:17

Oh really? I was up till 2 last night playing black ops. I race cars every weekend, used to be defensive captain of the football team, and am in school with straight A's. People who game generally do have lives so **** you stereotypers.

adrBB 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:18

Game Over.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:20

59- if stereotypes are true then what's yours, hmm? Everyone is susceptible to them, you are not an exception. They are like breasts, they are not always real. For all you know he could have gotten off at 1am, gotten home at 1:30am and then started playing games. His pet, pissed that his/her owner woke them started screeching until they let them got back to sleep. In short, don't judge people you know nothing about. It makes you sound ignorant.