Animals: Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started...

By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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xoxoemmers 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:56

Rodents do know best

lovelydarlings 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:57

Guinea pigs need sleep too!

Comments

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:08

I bet you he was kibbitzing. "Watch out for the guy behind the car!", "No, save your grenades for later". Give him a few hours on COD or Black Ops or something and once he sees how lousy his KD ratio is I bet he shuts up until he grows opposable thumbs.

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 7:31

this made me lol....lol

FMMFL1992 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:54

Haha me too I was just in class oddly giggling while the whole was quiet.

stealthkitten 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:08

Isn't a guinea pig a rodent? I always thought they were nocturnal... hmm.. FYI anyways for listening to a guinea pig.

ih82bl8 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:27

Not they aren't rodents, and no they aren't nocturnal

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:30

181 - I hate to break it to you but, while you are correct about guinea pigs being diurnal, they are in the order Rodentia...so yes they are a type of rodent.

the_gman 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:09

Everyone saying he deserves this read before you vote. His guinea pig is whining because its tired and wants to go to bed, not because the kid is staying up too late. L2Perspective

WCARlover 34

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:10

Just cause he happens to play it at a late (or very early rather) hour, doesn't mean OP has no life or something.

malcolmd21 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:10

That's funny..... First ur mom.... Now ur pet...

Lovina_fml 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:12

That's one great Guinea Pig.

lizmariah 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:17

Mine does that too.

th4m4ster 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:18

fyl for having no one else Caring that u still up playing video games at 2 am

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:19

Ok ... You are 20 years old. You have a Guinea Pig. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This is very wrong on so many levels ......

LadyLexi 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:51

So you have to be a kid to have a certain pet? Oh, I'll just call back the adoption center and tell them that.

FMMFL1992 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:01

He didn't say he can't own one. He just says it's weird. Any one can do whatever they want, but would you find it weird to see a 30 yr old man watching Barney by him self. I'm sure I'll get thumbed down for this.