Transportation: Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded...

By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Nick - 23/08/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 9:46

If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:29

ouch sucks but hey eat the sunflower seeds

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Daisuki_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 18:29

Sunflower seeds? must have been a persian....

vde_fml 15

Monday 18 January 2010 17:14

Dude don't get me wrong, but leaving an iPod, a GPS and the pannel of your CD player in yor car of-course they will be stolen I mean what did you expect?

ash92_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:01

who leaves a gps and an ipod in their car? you're just asking for it to be stolen, twat.

Rebelwitotapause 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 5:46

hmm that narrows it down either the thief is hypoglycemic or... u had the same taste in music as he tasted sunflower seeds and a fastbreak lol yea FYL

iKamikaze 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 17:22

at least they didn't steal your car. my car was stolen 2 days before my birthday last year.

jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:12

fingerprints on the reces if you want to investigate.

califormula 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:13

of course anyone shouldn't have their car broken into but it wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't leave all that stuff in there for them to steal

hallienick13 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:00

Well that's an easy way to find out who did it lol finger prints in the wrapper and bag bro :)

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Monday 27 February 2012 13:41

Ydi. 1. For leaving all those things in your car. 2. For not hiding them somewhere in ur car. And 3. For not having any common sense. Your just asking for it when u do all these things.