By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
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tnlander 20

Fresher meat than what's inside the hot pocket and at least you can identify what animal it is.

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saIty 17

I wonder how much you could sell it for on eBay.

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lopez1222 3

It adds to the flavor!

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socialdisease 1

Don't cry over ruined hot pockets, there's always more in the freezer...

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Snowstar 0

You mean in the toilet? ... Jim Gaffigan reference.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I read this after taking a big dump. Never eating hot pockets again now.

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chickenwalrus 14

109 thanks i was just now wondering if you had been taking a dump or not but you answered my question for me.

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Lolpizza_fml 0

A Fly Flavored Hot Pocket! Sounds delicious...

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tj4234 35

tbh this is more of an FML for the fly...

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perdix 29

Call Jim Gaffigan! This has got to go in his act. The sad part is that the fly is the least health-damaging part of your meal.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

*Diarrhea pockets*

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Snowstar 0

IMMA GO STICK MY HEAD IN A MICROWAVE ewe

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mdizzl 6

I heard that flies had great nutritional value :)

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itsalanis 25

i find it amusing when ants get fried in the micro. great lightshow.

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bizarre_ftw 21

If I wouldn't feel so sadistic I would seriously want to try that!!!!

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shane27 0

Stick a couple wet Grapes in it touching eachother even better lightshow.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Did you still eat it? I would have, I mean hot pockets are expensive now.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Lol!!! That's screwed up but hilarious!!!!!

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Iwashere12345 0

HOT POCKET!! :D

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