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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00

Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By oww - 05/09/2015 01:25 - United States - Tekonsha

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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It's a wrap

By victoria - 04/04/2021 21:30

Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML

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Stealing the scene

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 28 September 2009 1:44

If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p

marimbist 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:53

never trust the tubas..

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XxCrazycubanxX 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:38

My drummajor whom is a female has a color gaurd outfit and It is a thin layer of clothing so I feel your pain

geagd1993 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:43

That sucks my drum major instead of wearing a normal band uniform our drum majors if girls have to wear dresses

mehr_hehr_hehr 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:38

I have a feeling that the tuba player meant to do that. Oh low brass, why do they have to be so torturous? I am sorry OP.

lilmillion22 5

Monday 4 June 2012 3:30

Why were you stretching? You're marching and moving your hands a little bit....

fading09 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 15:27

As a fellow drum major... that seriously sucks big time :/

gionatorinc 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:36

Well, lets think about this. if she needs to stretch before walking maybe a whole mile at most, then she might not be her dream weight or under. therefore, her chest may be a bit tight on her uniform. i think this is why it is a fml

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Thursday 8 November 2012 10:59

Parades can be 4 miles, and they're intense. You don't just walk, you MARCH, hence MARCHING band. And marching isn't just left, right, left, right. I'm not even going to bother explaining but please don't be so ignorant, it really is a lot of work. :/