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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p

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marimbist 0

never trust the tubas..

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abdur 0

Why don't these things happen when you want them to? =P

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ruzzie 0

This isn't fake. Almost always if the Drum Major is a female she wont be wearing what the band is. Instead a flowy costume. Sometimes matching the color guards costume or atleast similar. You guys are thinking about what the marching band has to wear which in that case this would be a fake. But since shes a Drum Major its possible that she has larger boobs and had to take off her bra. But Her boobs probably would not have been "hanging" out.

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MiddleChild08 0

At my high school, the drum majors wear the same uniform as the band. And they are so thick that it would be nearly impossible for a bra to come undone. And no one would notice if it had because the front buttons and kind of puffs out a little bit.

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dinosaursmoo 0

Then yours are different. Our drum majors wear flowy cleavage-showing costumes...

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alexicanaaa 7

Yeah our drum majors uniform is the same as the bands except its white with drum major on the sleeve. One year she wore a pilot outfit to fit our show. (:

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paivarotti 0

pics or it didn't happen. gonna need close up cleavage shots asap.

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randomoutburst 0

I'm thinking the OP doesn't mean she was "falling out" as in other people could see her boobies, but was conducting/performing with her boobies unsecured, which as a well-endowed female is quite uncomfortable and awkward. I'd say it can happen because my bra snapped before a performance one time when I was in drill team. There was no way it could have snagged - it just happened to break at a very inconvenient time, unfortunately for me.

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Yeah I was about to perform onstage at our theatre and my bra snapped. I feel for the OP, it's uncomfortable especially if your shirt is thin and white :/

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JustSoLost 8

Lmao! O WOW! FYL. That must suck so much.

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xirocreator 0

I've only seen a couple of bands that actually put girls in the dresses, even the domos. Of course, it is still a slight possibility. And being a girl with your bra messed up or pretty much gone sucks.

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dinosaursmoo 0

Where I live, just about every Drum Major wears a flowy dress, other than the males. I guess it depends on the region. But there definitely are alot of them. At BOA's this Saturday, every drum major I saw wore a flowy gown.

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bassgoonist 3

I guess I forgot some bands use the whole 'majorette' thing. With the cool costumes and stuff. Not many around here though.

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Doc_J65 0

middle child 08: don't be so sure my drum majors never wore the same uniform as everyone else

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