By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p

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marimbist 0

never trust the tubas..

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ruzzie 0

I was at a competition last night and almost every female Drum Major wore a flowy dress, or costume. Besides the few that wore something that matched the theme of the performance. Our drum major wore a sparkling silver blue dress, But our theme is My Manuscript. And our school colors are Maroon and silver. But it stilled looked perfessional.

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RuralProduct 0

was your band at the panther creek competition last night? cause i remember seeing a show similar that name, wakefield right?

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ruzzie 0

Yeah. Wakefield HS. The guard was wearing a full body suit. White on top, maroon on bottom. Won first place is everything besides Drum Line. :) But we dont have a drum line. And Brittney our Drum Major had mono. So Delante was our drum major for the night.

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dinosaursmoo 0

My band competed in a BOA Regional last night... Louisville, Kentucky?

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RuralProduct 0

i remember that show, Im From Enloe High. The show was great, except our band was siting in the visitor stands, and we couldnt understand what your props spelled out :(. Good Job, we got 3rd overall

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kingedoftheworld 0

sorry to hear that, but at Cherry Creek High School Marching Band, our drum majors always wear the full body cover up uniform. But I bet it was hot haha

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jbotaybo 0

YDI for thinking you need to stretch for band

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T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Only the ignorant think marching band is easy. YDI for being a dumbass, bud.

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plexico 3

I hope your **** keep good time. I used to be in a marching band and if that happened, they are all I'd be watching.

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triplethreat13 0

I can picture this happening, it's not like it's a big made up story, it's quite realistic. Not to mention absolutely hilarious!

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WeStayCrunk24x7 0

since your in a marching band your ugly so no one cared about seeing your small boobs

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Supahdupah350 0

Wow, dumbass. I happen to know of some people who aren't ugly and they're in marching band. Go shove it.

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misfortune 0

HAHAHA. Some people in marching band aren't ugly. That is the worst compliment I've ever heard. hahaha

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T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Coming from someone who claims they are 'crunk' I expected no less. Good luck with that.

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startafire 0

This sounds fake... I've never seen a marching band where the drum major wore a uniform that would even vaguely allow you to fall out, bra or not. I was in band for all four years of high school and went to plenty of competitions too... still no uniform that would allow it. The material is usually pretty thick too, so I don't know what kind of "stretches" you were doing that would snap a bra while in that uniform. o.0

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Zoey_B 0

In recent years it has become very common for drum majors to wear costumes and go along with the theme of the show. I have seen many many female drum majors in regular old dresses or costumes made of thin materials. It doesn't say her chest was visible, it was probably just very uncomfortable for her to be conducting with a bra that wasn't doing its job.

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elyssa_v 0

okay thats completely possible, im on dance line and it happened to me on friday at our game. and our drum majors definitely dont wear the same thing the band does so if it were to happen to one of them, they'd be in the same situation she was. that sucks

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brynnely09 0

and sometimes drum majors wear dresses or different costumes, depending on the show or school's tradition. idiots.

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