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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:25

At least you had clothes on! You did, right??

thisiscool19 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

What's the youtube video called? lol

Comments

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:58

Did you at least ask for tips?;)

SaxophoneHero 12

Wednesday 31 July 2013 6:27

"Yeah, just put the one dollar bills in my tutu"

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Wednesday 31 July 2013 9:01

I would've said $50 bills, but hey. You work cheap.

AlonMower 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:00

Who cares? I'd keep dancing.

jococo7787 3

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:10

Ill be looking for you on youtube haha!

MakaylaReneeB 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:31

Let's hope OP is a girl and not a guy!

strawberrywine22 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:05

If you'll look at OP's username as well as the symbol beside it, you'll see how ridiculous your comment is.

jimmywithsalt 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:47

Hey, you've got every right to be making a total dick of yourself in your own room! Do not be ashamed! :)

awkwardturtle94 2

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:59

Dance like nobody's watching.

etishuman22 32

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:08

Hey OP, I do goofy stuff like that all the time. There's no shame in letting your inner child run out and play a bit! It's how I keep sane with all these boring ass adult responsibilities. Although it's a bummer you got caught, and for you definitely embarrassing enough to post to FML, I thought to myself "I haven't danced like a ballerina in years...I should do that again". You'll be fine OP! :)