Miscellaneous: Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around...

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:25

At least you had clothes on! You did, right??

thisiscool19 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

What's the youtube video called? lol

Comments

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:30

Flip them off and own your shit! Seriously, though, if you're dancing in front of a presumably large enough window without curtains, what did you expect? XD Like it was said, you were dressed, right? XD

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:30

The best thing you could have done at that point was to smile, wave at them and keep going. You were having fun, so what?

raddybear 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:33

Thats kinda weird why would you wanna take a video of some one you dont know thats kinda creepy

FightMyLiger 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:34

We're doing a documentary on ballet/people acting like dicks. Don't look at the camera!

slimkelsey 17

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:36

Did they applause when you were done? If not that's kind of rude seeing as you just put on a fabulous performance for them.

xXfrostXx 9

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:36

Be like "the hell you lookin at bro?"

SolarFlare 20

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:37

this means time for installing a curtain.

leebs76 5

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:51

Ah OP no need to be embarrassed! Embrace the fact that a part of you is dorkish, carefree and young.

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:53

Ballerina? People still do that?

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 10:17

Yes, ballet. Lots of people still do it. Where do you live where ballet is not a common thing?

BrianaKoala 7

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:55

I wait till no ones home and close all the blinds before I dance like a maniac. I got caught singing and dancing a couple times! I feel for yah op! XD