By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Dude the first, first not to call first. #1 youre awesome:) Bahaha, and you know what you kind of deserved that. laughing loud is obnoxious. you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed., but your life is ****** up too.

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CTL_fml 0

FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do. Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!

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locoamor 0

haha! that blows! Poor girl..

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piemasterp 8

While she's bent over she might aswell blow them! Fat ass. how do you break a swing?

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effyoubitch 5

Your "trying to act cute" plan was ******* dumb. That shit is not cute.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Dude the first, first not to call first. #1 youre awesome:) Bahaha, and you know what you kind of deserved that. laughing loud is obnoxious. you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed., but your life is ****** up too.

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greendaygirl999 5

Acting like a bimbo isn't going to get a guys number. YDI

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skitz 0

i can see this being illustrated.

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Kickinchicken213 3

geez that sucks a lot.

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babymama1029 0

YDI. since when was laughing loudly and having your hair go everywhere, even close to being "cute? " and who swings anymore (except for those who are too young to be on formal...)

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HerpaderpMeg 12

Swings are cool.

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Commonsenseless 0

ooh... That sucks. You did kind of deserve it though... Since you were acting unlike yourself. But I feel for you. I mean, that is seriously mortifying.

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CTL_fml 0

FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do. Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!

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tempaccount 0

The best part is, I hate when girls laugh and **** with their hair. It makes you look stupid. "cute" is for small children, small animals, and catgirls. Guys want "sexy" or "mysterious". I do not want "cute" and I do not want "stupid".

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biwinning88 1

I absolutely DESPISE girls who try to be cute, makes me ashamed to be a woman sometimes. just act normal, do you really want to have to fake your personality all,the time. dumb ass

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