Work: Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just...

By LaLince - 28/06/2013 08:17 - Switzerland - Full

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

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LaLince 40

Saturday 29 June 2013 15:00

Hi folks, OP here. He took the hint.. If there will be a next time, I'll use my cell phone.

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perdix 29

Friday 28 June 2013 15:51

Maybe he'll be so pissed off with you, he won't talk to you anymore. FYL, indeed!

ClashParody 21

Friday 28 June 2013 15:54

Didn't notice the lack of a dial tone, op...?

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raspberryboo 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:03

that was mean

UnikornG33K 12

Monday 1 July 2013 22:32

That's why you talk on a cellphone instead

KOBE_BRYANT12345 3

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:34

Better "boring" than a dick... how does this qualify as a FML story? The co-worker is the one who should feel bad :P

HUGBUG 23

Friday 14 October 2016 2:04

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