Work until you drop dead

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 16:00

Today, my ex shot me. Actually shot me. After I woke up from surgery, I told my manager I would obviously need sick leave. She told me she was shot in the army, and got over it because she’s "not a pussy", so she expects me back at work, recovering from a gunshot to the chest, by Tuesday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 293
You deserved it 106

Same thing different taste

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AzraelAngelus 15

Yeah your manager can’t enforce that at least in the USA

Marcella1016 31

Holy **** I’m so sorry you went through that. Ignoring your crazy **** of a boss, I’m really glad you’re ok. I hope your ex gets put away for a long time. And honestly get that boss bullshit in writing. That’s exceptionally ****** up, and you could actually sue for emotional distress. I’m already ****** up from getting shot by someone I used to love, and my boss adds some sideways shit like that on top of that, I’d probably go off the deep end. Just, what the ****. Some people are so ******* callous. Again, glad you’re ok physically, OP. Stay strong, you can get through all this. ❤️💪💪

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AzraelAngelus 15

Yeah your manager can’t enforce that at least in the USA

Marcella1016 31

Holy **** I’m so sorry you went through that. Ignoring your crazy **** of a boss, I’m really glad you’re ok. I hope your ex gets put away for a long time. And honestly get that boss bullshit in writing. That’s exceptionally ****** up, and you could actually sue for emotional distress. I’m already ****** up from getting shot by someone I used to love, and my boss adds some sideways shit like that on top of that, I’d probably go off the deep end. Just, what the ****. Some people are so ******* callous. Again, glad you’re ok physically, OP. Stay strong, you can get through all this. ❤️💪💪

Well, you do have the strength to write an FML, and you have a three-day weekend to cry in your beer and have a pity party. Put on your big-boy pants and get your ass into work on Tuesday! Sounds like your ex "gives love a bad name?"

Mother of Christ, I hope you make a full recovery and feel better physically and emotionally. Your ex and boss are bitches and shouldn't be part of your life, but don't cut ties entirely. Ofc sue your ex but also try finding a better work environment if possible financially. Most importantly take care yourself, you're the best part of your life. ❤ (please follow up on your fml when good things happen eventually)

That’s terrible! Am I the only one wondering just why the ex shot OP?

You ask the dr when it's appropriate to be back at work. Then follow the dr's orders.

ur boss was probably only shot in the arm, still she's an asshole.