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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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npk1112 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:50

#30...no, we haven't all driven drunk. But clearly you have. So you are also a pathetic person who doesn't deserve the privilege to drive. I've been reading these FML's for a long time and like most of them because they are funny and make me laugh; but I had to create an account just to comment on this one and let the person know how unbelievably stupid and despicable they are...as are you.

Claeric 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:05

Would've been funnier if you had injured yourself and your car. =/ You deserve that for driving drunk moreso than just getting arrested by your dad.

Tehalon 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:07

0.15 is twice the limit in the US? Here 0.2 is the limit. Then again, Americans have beer thats like 99% water so i guess i can understand xD.

littlemissxtc 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:18

#33 in Australia the limit is 0.05 for fully licensed drivers and 0.02 for anyone on learners or provisional permits.. so 0.15 is 3 times over the limit here and somewhat 'shit-faced'!!!!!

KFabery 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:08

Too bad you didn't crash, idiot drunk driver. Please don't drive anymore, k? To #30 - No, you're wrong. Some of us have self respect and don't drive drunk (And some of us don't even drink, believe it or not).

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:25

#33 - In America the legal limit is .08. Having beer that is 99% water doesn't raise or lower the legal limit. It just means that you have to drink more beer to get drunk. #30 - I don't drink at all. I have also never gotten behind the wheel of a car after consuming alcoholic beverages. Saying that everyone does it is completely untrue.