By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
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mif_fml 27

It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

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grace31297 14

…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?

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zack_decker 4

I would think that it would be against cop rules to take food.?

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JRT98 12

No, it isn't technically, but they aren't going to eat food offered by a stranger... Seems kinda shady don't it?

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bravesgirl55 11

Yes, it is. As many people as there are who hate cops, I would be very careful too!

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Axel5238 29

Really depends on the intent. It could be seen as an attempt at a bribe even though it's good natured. Also as you said some might have put something in it so most will not.

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hacksaw246 24

As dumb as it was to do that I find it funny. If I could Id high five you for being ballsy and doing that

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buckdharma 37

The officer is trained well to notice suspects under the influence. Your eyes were glazed over. your legs were like jelly, and he noticed a suspicious white powder on your upper lip. The donuts were still warm to the touch, and he noticed 5 were missing from a 12-pack.

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buckdharma 37

You should have tried to make a getaway. Your defense? America runs on Dunkin.

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

I've texted & drove with DPD right next to me on several occasions I've never been pulled over. You musta been doing some more stuff than that.

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JBChristian 47

No, no OP "must" not have been doing something else. All it takes is a dedicated officer.

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slyde32 12

well aren't you clever :) one day you'll rear end someone, or the police car next to you will notice what you're doing sooner or later

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

I highly doubt it, 100% legal in my parts!

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natisn0tonfire 4

Fatty Magoo vs The Aluminum Monster. The Aluminum Monster being the police officer.

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ahippienamedrae 10

At least you didn't do what Mel Gibson did.

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leilana33 4

you couldn't wait until you got home to eat that donut? besides donuts are unhealthy. YDI

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False_Stupidity 41

Unhealthy, yes but extremely delicious, especially if chocolate glazed, Mmmm!

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