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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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mif_fml 27

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:13

It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

grace31297 14

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:07

…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?

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fsomelife 26

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:20

You're possibly one of the most awesome people I've ever heard of.

BellaBear90 27

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:52

You don't get out much do you?

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 30 July 2014 1:18

I want a donut. Share with me.

fsomelife 26

Wednesday 30 July 2014 3:47

I'm not saying this is the craziest thing I've ever heard of :)

noved911 4

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:22

It is kinda awesome....OP might have been just offering the donut out of kindness and apology. He might not have realized that it would insult the officer.

aliceanon 13

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:21

I would be an awful police officer because I would have accepted the donut.

RusticChick 27

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:21

You must not be able to multitask if you can't even drive while eating simple hand food.

cinskeep43 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:01

donuts are not simple.. they are complex and delicate works of art...

danthehuman 29

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:33

" I donut want that donut..."

silveronica5 12

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:34

Yeesh, if I was the police officer I would take the doughnut. That sucks though, hope you didn't get a ticket

CurlyQute 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:34

At least you offered

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:55

Shit, it's the officer's loss. I don't care what profession I'm in, somebody offers me a donut, I accept.

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:57

I would've offered him one.. Atleast you were kind enough.

cinskeep43 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:00

I'm surprised he didn't pull you over to get one! Lol

Gityerchicken 12

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:02

Sharing is caring OP. At least you tried.

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