By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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Drakon_fml 7

Ugly or not, you deserve it for trying to ***** your way out of a ticket.

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

pics or shens. post a pic let us judge btw lol

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xxKatieegurlxx 0

so 1 guy dosnt think your pretty itz not a fyl you need 2 grow up

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angelienie 0

FAKE!! I saw this happen on Speeders. It's been around for years. You're lame.

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flyingpan8 0

**** u for having no self respect!

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hazelwolfeyes 0

im glad he ******* gave you a ticket... girls like you piss me off... take responsibility for your actions like a big girl... hope you drive head on into a concrete wall...

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kbs123456789 0

hahahahaha wow you ******* suck.

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guitardude777 0

OK your a complete idiot. You know you should try that more often and then when you get arrested for suspected prostitution ill be laffing my butt off. Besides if your so insecure that you take what a cop says as a personal attack then your even more of an idiot. Cops will say whatever they feel like cuz they are top of the food chain and they can do whatever they feel like. I think you should grow up and put on your big girl panties and just take the ticket.

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