By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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Iloveyencheck 0

does anyone else think that maybe she is taking the wrong way? Maybe when he said I don't he meant that he doesn't not give tickets to pretty girls.

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mannix_fml 0

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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dr_house_MD 0

fake i heard this joke like 3 years ago in an email titled "cops are funny"

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

I've read this joke somewhere before. Joke plagiarism!

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leeenerz 0

a cop with a sense of humor..1 in a million

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livelovelife01 0

:P I hate women like you....you give us a bad name! :( Haha. Well anyways YDI for trying to flirt to avoid a ticket...wtf is that? MAYBE if you wore like a frigging see-thru tank top and SHORT SHORT SHORTS you might be able to avoid a ticket...but seriously...ugly and annoying? Ewwie.

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ninjay 0

You should have realized when he was getting you the ticket that you already lost. Why add insult to injury? Now you have a hurt pride along with your speeding ticket. PLUS, if you had just been nice, and not flirting, you probably could have talked him out of it. YDI.

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Cassie0234 0

Yep... this was an episode of speeders. Your fml should have said "I have no life so I take stories off tv and post them on fml!"

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