Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer...

By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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You deserved it 139 035

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By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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You deserved it 66 310

Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 381

You deserved it 72 324

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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You deserved it 240

Panic mode activated

By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 176

You deserved it 295

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 317

You deserved it 39 804

Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 598

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 568

You deserved it 4 614

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 982

You deserved it 13 769

Community policing

By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 439

You deserved it 9 317

By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 735

You deserved it 7 052

maddybee111 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

smart.

stkeepsitreal 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:46

haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!

Comments

Sam_Cellist 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:42

ydi for having a fake ID.

Chevy11 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:55

hahahaha I've done that before too...trooper obviously didn't run it or I would have been screwed

brittbrittT 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:05

# 99 hahahahahahahaha wow i love when people correct my grammar, its such a hugeee insult. like honestly i think i'm gonna go cry now, thanks alot.

jayfx 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:34

LOL nice

dublk 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:23

epic fail

reALassMOFer 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:32

#24....If you're under 21 you need a fake to get alcohol....Jack Ass....Obviously you're lame....And how do you give your fake to a cop??? Dumb Ass....lol

sundaycoma 0

Friday 8 May 2009 18:39

Damn guys, can ya stop hassling a kid? The way some of you go on, it's like you've never done something you weren't supposed to. @OP, that sucks. Really hard. Hope you didn't have like a SuperBad McLovin ID or anything.

Polygon 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:23

YDI for having a fake id. Cause every teenager needs to get crunk nowadays, right?

ogtwag 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:06

damn kids these days dont even have the balls to pay off a traffic cop

yellowvsucks 0

Monday 11 May 2009 15:27

that sucks man. my friend who has bought thousands of dollars worth of alcohol with his fake and used it many times used his it to buy 1 pack of cigarettes (at 19 he could legally buy them with his real ID). the clerk was very tough and took it from him. since then, I'm always super careful and I always KEEP MY FAKE AND MY REAL ID IN DIFFERENT SLOTS OF MY WALLET!