By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
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slushpup9696 12

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

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fancyclown 9

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

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chambers99 0

why do you have to call my sweater ugly

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_mealone_ 6

Ahaah, probably the point of the sweater dear

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fmlmaster241 0

Yesss!! It worked!!!!!!>:) jkjkjk that wasn't actually me:) but that sucks

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raaachel12345 0

But wait... was it at least a striped sweater? Because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. Duh.

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freddykrueger56 2

Was it Freddy Krueger?

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sparky98 13

Don't you just love those ugly Christmas sweaters?

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Kayla8795 2

He probably robbed someone for the sweater

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