By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
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slushpup9696 12

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

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fancyclown 9

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

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lmfaooxox 1

He wore it on purpose lol because he knew people would be too distracted by his sweater so thy don't see his face looool

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chels1994 11

However, the ugly sweater isn't going to help catch the bastard

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girl112891 7

Use the sweater as a description for the police ;)

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Buzzy123 7

He needed the money to buy a good looking sweater.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Pfft, I laughed. If you don't like it you could have just continued with the comments and ignored it.

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bubuguzman 0

At least you aren't pregnant .

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bizarre_ftw 21

Don't be too sure! Op, do your legs hurt?

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gpd_deputy_1 6

It's the perfect crime.

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gpd_deputy_1 6

It's the perfect crime.

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