Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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slushpup9696 12

Monday 2 January 2012 11:52

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

fancyclown 9

Monday 2 January 2012 11:57

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

Comments

Purplecherry5 10

Monday 2 January 2012 20:31

So my plan worked, huh? Tehehe jk. But that's a smart idea... sorry for you robbery though!

QMoneyMaker723 0

Monday 2 January 2012 20:32

At least he didn't make u wear the sweater!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 2 January 2012 22:38

Lmao. That's epic. "Must...look...away. Just...too...hard."

trippythehippy 6

Monday 2 January 2012 23:43

My sweater wasn't THAT ugly! How rude

TroubledLego 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:18

80, If you really were the robber, and..were apparently stupid enough to comment on this, then the police could track your IP or Mobile device you commented on this with. :]