By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
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slushpup9696 12

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

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fancyclown 9

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Frickin' BRILLIANT move on the robber's end!! Sorry about your money, etc... But you've gotta admit, if you had to be robbed At Least it was done interestingly! (hope you didn't loose anything important)

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ImSoEffedUp 10

At least you'll know him if u ever see that ugly ass sweater again.....

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GreenDancingBear 7

maybe he was trying to get money for a new sweater...

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DaneTrain9311 7

Must've been a sweater Bill Cosby would've been proud of

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J9ssica 13

I'm assuming that after it had happened you called the "fashion police"?

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StromyG2 10

Did you at least get a good look at his shoes?

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iLIKEbananas3 0

haha that will help

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ELITEPUNK95 0

U fell for it!!!!!

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cetlawizard 15

I've always known those sweaters were for pure evil!

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JakeS93 0

"Hello? It's for you! Bill Cosby wants his sweater!"

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