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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML

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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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georgia_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:39

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

Chaith 16

Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:45

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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jesssingson 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:46

your girlfreind is just witty. ha ha. way to go.

heyhoe_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:40

you know, if a girl had written this FML about her boyfriend doing the same thing with her boobs, all the comments here would be "dump him!!!!!11! Find a real man who loves you as you are! HE'S A douchbag who only loves big boobs, not you!!1!!!"

BladeSlayer 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:39

YDI for whining like a little bitch about it.

helios_rex 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:51

I'll reiterate what many have already said here, YDI for wearing gay-wad Emo skinny jeans.

daydreambeliever 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:33

I agree. I like my man lean :) But I don't think he would be an XS in women's. Maybe a S or M. I'm gonna go find out ;)

daydreambeliever 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:34

No. Heavy guys in skinny pants=fail. But thin guys look good in smaller jeans. Not super duper tight, just tight. I'm sick of seeing guys in baggy jeans.

kaz11126 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:48

lmao, faill.. The clit is definitely on the outside, guys can get to it even just by fingering a girl. And its funny that you say you've never had sex, yet you still write a whole paragraph trying to sound like a complete know-it-all. When in reality you don't even know your own body parts... woww. And just so you know, size really doesnt mean much when it comes to sex, it really just depends on the girl's preference and/or tightness. For example, my girlfriend (who's had sex plenty of times before) simply WONT have sex with me cuz of my size, since it just hurts her too much. So, sorry to burst your bubble, but bigger is definitely NOT better. So FYL for being a moron =) & OP: learn to take a joke every once and a while =P

HFcinfinity 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:05

is that tarynkd guy like 11 or something im 13 and know the g-spots on the inside and the clits on the outside and why is everyone saying ydi for wearing skinnys or being skinny or being emo..... just a bunch of fags and op take a joke every now and then she is just teasing

magichateball 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:29

that sucks dude. just remember what Sam Kinnison said "Oh yeah! I got a small dick! I got a tiiiiiiiny dick! Thats why you wont mind when i stick it in your ass!"