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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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ssnickel 0

There's a difference between a joke and a true FML. I think it was supposed to be FUNNY. Lighten up.

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inside_joke 0

if you really want to get to her, put an XS sticker on one of her boobs and a M on the other.

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kellster 2

Lol! Your gf is a little bit mean, and a lot funny. If she minded your extra-small boy parts, I'm sure she wouldn't still be with you. Meanwhile, if you wear extra-small pants, is it really a huge surprise to learn that you have a teeny little penis? Or was it just that it was a burn to discover that your gf is also aware of this? Or did you just not like that she pointed it out? Take it as a compliment: she just say, "you have a tiny penis, and yet I'm still your girlfriend". You could even take it as an ego boost, rather than feel insulted by it. She knows and she doesn't mind. Win!

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Mimi22_fml 0

say bye bye to her..... if she in any way loved u then that shouldn't matter

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toosoonbreh 0

HAHAHAHAHA! She's honest, and witty I might say.

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razzumfrazzum 0

Ms. Tarynkd, what you've just said... is one the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point... in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having to read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your immortal soul >:D OP: look at this way, you may have a tiny penis, but your ******** is HUGE lol Learn to take a joke dude, it's not that deep.....Oh wait, That's what she said :D

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Phantom13 3

To #60 Hun...the clit is WAY lower than that... I can't even BEGIN to tell you how many things are wrong with what you just said....to quote little Bill O'riley from Spike Ferriston, "I have so many things to yell about that my head is about to explode!!" Just where the HELL did you take Sex Ed? Did you even take it to begin with?! Seriously, you didn't need to state that you've never had sex....a normal person can tell that you've never even seen a penis...much less your own ******... Epic fail hun....I actually feel sorry for you. :(

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Phantom13 3

To #128 Sir, you just made my day. Thank you for putting a smile on my face for such a well written critisizim regarding virgin ignorance. Good day to you! :D

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Avaquin 0

you are incredibly STUPID. thanks for giving me a good laugh though :)

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