By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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A ******** is not a g spot. A g spot is a g spot. One is on the outside and the other is inside. I don't really care what kind of education you had - some things you learn from school, some things are meant to come from google. And I find it hard to believe you were never taught genital anatomy unless you live in some ridiculous religious zealot place. Please consult google before college, or suffer the embarrassing consequences...

google, watch ****, and talk to someone more experienced (just not your mom and dad)

Lonely4 0

I went to a super religious school, and they didn't do diagrams of anatomy, talk about g-spots, etc...and I didn't have sex until I was 23....but I'm a girl, I noticed my own body. How have you NOT noticed that your "sex organs", as you call them, and not solely on the inside?

tarynkd, im 16 and even i know that your clit is on the outside (and i too am a virgin). and that your g-spot is on the inside. this is basic info. how do u not know this? and i would agree that you must live in a religious zealot. i mean, in this day and age, even if your crappy school doesnt teach you this information, you are going to find it out from your peers, unless you just live under a rock.

thetakingback 0

Ummm a g spot is not part of your anatomy. it's not a confirmed body part at all.

if you're not gonna Google it and get your information right, then shut the hell up tarynkd. The woman's reproduction is on the inside, but the ******** is not for reproductive purposes. it's located right in front of the ******. It's a little nubby things with lots of nerve endings. grow up or shut up.

kellster 2

Tarynkd, you just made my day with your dumbassery! Lesson #1: just because something can give a woman an ****** does not mean it is the g-spot. The g-spot is a specific thing with a specific location. The ******** is also a specific thing with a specific location. Those locations are not the same. One is inside and one is outside. Your statements are as idiotic as saying that the penis and the prostate are the same thing, because they can both lead to orgasms. Lesson #2: if you're an ignorant, naive little virgin, maybe don't go trying to give people advice about sex or anatomy, mmkay? Lesson #3: when you find out that they're in complete ignorance of what you're talking about, google is your friend. Also, stfu. Don't talk about it if you don't know about it - because I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of people on this site who actually DO know what they're talking about when it comes to sex - and when you find out just how uninformed you are, do yourself a favor and close your mouth.

STOP COMMENTING YOU ******* IDIOT god damn what's it like being this ******* stupid

Hahah. Dumbass. Epic fail for trying to school all those small dicks out there. I hope you feel retarded, because apparently you are.

Just google it, dude. Google knows everything. Although, make sure you're alone or things could become awkward.

haha thats so funny!! well hopefully even though you're ur "x-small" ur a grower not a show-er :)

Sorry, tarynkd, you need to do some research on the internet. Your ******** is on the outside. A boy with a little tiny button of a penis can easily rub it on your clit and give you a clitoral ******. Just inside your ****** is the Grafenberg spot (G-spot), if you **** a penis that is curved upward (and you are face-to-face) even a smallish penis will sufficiently stimulate the area and give you a vaginal ******. Where a larger penis may be useful is in stimulating the newly-discovered AFE spot. That is pretty deep in the ****** so a small man won't be able to reach it. It's not clear whether an ordinary penis is sufficient or whether a large one is required. Considering that you claim to be a virgin, I suggest you study and read a lot more, and advise a lot less. You kids are so lucky these days. Information about sex was so much harder to come by before the advent of the Internet. You should really get boned up on the subject before you get boned. Good luck with that.

hahahaha ROFLMAO sounds like somethig I would do! I fav this FML your gf is awesome:P

YDI for buying XS jeans. Skinny guys in tight pants = FAIL.

because fat guys in skinny jeans look SOOOO much better..

Faced159 0

The definition of ignorant means that you do not know, therefore, you are ignorant.

Awww, at least we know she likes you for your personality...not your dick! :) LOL