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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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99MDC 0

Maybe since you're obviously not investing in food, you should invest in a vibrator.

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MatthewAllMighty 0

I agree with #47. she was probably just kidding.

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Lolitia 4

hahahahaha. Well if it makes you feel any better, even if it is small it's not so much the size as how you use it.

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plexico 3

I'd think if she knows your dick is extra small AND feels comfortable enough to joke about it AND she's STILL your girlfriend, then she is OK with your microphallus. You could still go the asshole route and ask her if she is staying with you until she can find an S, M, L, XL, XXL, etc.

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sadlife_fml 4

i'm a girl, and will vouch for the fact that some girls just don't like really big dicks. i have friends that agree with me, too. some girls weren't made for them!

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chowyuk 0

fy gfs life for having a bf that wears xs jeans. get over it she's with you obviously you have something she likes clearly it's not ur junk or ur sence of humor

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fabulous_geek 0

I have to disagree with youon one thing. Extremely skinny guys are in fact hot, and I for one prefer skinny guys over the big football player sized ones. Just wanted to point that out.

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ohhdamn 0

I weigh 115, am 5' 3" and a size 0/ 24. It's honestly not that hard to fit in an xs. don't bitch against the thin, it's not like i go around playing a tuba around fatties.

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somechick99 0

Tarynkd - oh how wrong you are, on too many counts! I registered just to tell you that. First, it's a ********, and that's on the outside. Learn your proper anatomy before making statements like that. Second, contrary to belief, if you don't know what to do with what you've got, you're not good. No matter how large or not you are. I say you're 16 or younger, so I'll spare you the technical details. Just don't say things matter-of-factly when you yourself don't even know. So, until you do (hopefully far, far from now, considering your current ignorance on this topic) don't try to voice opinions that can't be backed up. G'day!

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ultrazealot 0

I also registered just to be able to ask you where you learned your anatomy? We were taught genital anatomy in 5th grade. This leads me to believe that either you are way too young to be commenting on this topic, or you never paid attention or cared. Sometimes ignorance amazes me.

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