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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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Sunday 17 June 2012 12:15

A big turn-off is the unexpected period.

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Sunday 17 June 2012 13:49

Don't forget the improper use of colons!

Comments

sandracore 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:46

were you, by any chance, reading fifty shades of grey?

kayeyem 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:21

That's my guess, too. That's what happens when you read what started out as 'Twlight' fan fiction...? ...That never saw a real editor?

Fasterkill 6

Monday 18 June 2012 3:11

I was hoping someone would inquire about this. I read the first few chapters when I was bored, and it really is as awful as everyone says.

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:58

Haha that's totally happened to me. Time to switch to good ol ****!

charvisioku 22

Sunday 17 June 2012 13:20

Well you'll definitely fit in on this site, then... it's teeming with Grammar Nazis.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:05

What you need is some Grammar Nazi ****, courtesy of Rule 34.

munchy22 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:13

If you're reading Fifty Shades of Grey, grammatical errors are the least of your worries. Be prepared for overused words such as "Oh my, and I blushed, oh dear, oh crap, holy crap" you get the gist. The author is in serious need of a thesaurus. Now excuse me while I go on iBooks and make my disdain for this piece of crap known.

whiterabbit420 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:37

38- I totally agree, it reads as if a teenager wrote it. Grammatical errors, cliches, overused phrases, as well as a completely ridiculous storyline. Billionaire at 26 who hardly works? Yeah right.

munchy22 5

Monday 18 June 2012 0:21

Not to mention it's Twilight fan fiction. By the way I didn't pay for that turd, a friend lent it to me saying it was awesome. I couldn't finish it, it sucked so bad.

dellis44 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:15

maybe you should not be such a tight ass?

DailyTrollSlayer 4

Monday 18 June 2012 3:45

Maybe you should quit being an ass?

ChakatBlackstar 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:33

I can totally understand where the OP is coming from. You notice one bad mistake and that seems to kick off some sort of mental editor and suddenly you're noticing all the little mistakes as well, and then suddenly instead of enjoying an erotic story, you're noticing every single flaw. Total mood killer.