By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar tells us more.

jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

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Top comments

genius_man16 0

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

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Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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AnnaT24 2

Haha what the hell. I tell my boyfriend that all the time, but I really mean it's perfect.. not small. SO only stupid lying bitches say that( when they think their man's penis is small) and just can't home out with the truth!!!!!! Jeeze... I'm sorry bro.

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dzbasketball 0

how is this a FML ?

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Damone 0

next time you're in bed doin it, give it all u got, HARD, all the way in, if she doesn't react, then sorry but you have a small dick bro. is that easy to know... hahaha if u got a scream, moan, or a "hold on!" then you're fine.

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tacoman007 2

Ya know, size isn't everything, but if your girlfriend is solving a crossword puzzle while you're having sex, that's pretty bad.

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DynamicDave 11

Thanks to FML, I now know more about penises than I ever needed or wanted to.

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Isamermaid 17

Your penis is probably fine. I used to believe it was the size of the boat that mattered. But trust me, that's not it. Even if it is small(er), she'll stick by you as long as you make sure to give her hers.

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blyssfull_myth 0

tell you what... my current boyfriend is bout 5 inches (national average is 7.5 in). but i much more enjoy him to my last bf that was 10 inches and thick as a cucumber. why? cause my current bf knows what to do with it! point is buddy, size dont matter, it's knowing what to do with your size that matters.

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Terrorhobo 6

average is actually 5 inches and i doubt that those are the proper lengths unless you have actually measured them because the lengths that females say are proven to be 2 inches or more longer than the real size

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