By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar tells us more.

jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

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genius_man16 0

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

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Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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rawrzorz17 0

all of u saying "shouldn't matter bout the size of a guys dick" and neither should a girls ass or boobs. gtfo.

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mileyfan17 8

Size doesn't matter

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evildemonchild 18

You know what they say "curiosity kills the cat"

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evildemonchild 18

You know what they say "curiosity kills the cat"

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princesscorkey 16

Weird. I don't think that's true at all. If "perfect size" always means too small, then what do we say when it actually is?

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terrorwatt 18

who cares? who actually cares about dick size? im a girl and i wouldnt give a shit if my bf had a small dick. people are so worried about their outward appearance so much nowadays. why should it matter? we'll all be dead in like 50 years anyway lol

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