By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.

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2ndSucks 15

Twilight meets Jersey Shore.

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tony1891 22

yummy. tomatoes.

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simonsaysYDI 8

I love (hate) how everyone now associates sparkling with vampires. God damn Stephanie Meyer, you genius (retard).

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dellis44 7

those are the best kind of tomatoes!

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aleeshttylXD 9

AHHH EDWARD, I LOVE U!! :DD

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xStaciexLynnx 15

And nobody mentioned vampires.

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AliceLockehart 18

& Twilight is terrible.

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aleeshttylXD 9

#38 oh haha ur right! i should look more carefully. :]

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sidewaysponytail 0

Aloe Vera?

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alycion 38

Vinegar works too if you can stand the smell. White vinegar that is. Hope the glitter doesn't irritate the sun burn more. :(

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Mioko_fml 6

I don't understand though, if you planned on tanning, then why don't you check whether you have and what kind of after sun lotion before going? I mean I would want to be prepare before going out and bake under the sun so I don't end up like a sparking tomato.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

You don't have to go vanity tanning to get sunburn... My guess is OP is pale and was doing one of the other millions of things that can be done outside. Crazy, I know.

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golferman72 16

I heard those glittering tomatoes taste good. Lol

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