By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.

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2ndSucks 15

Twilight meets Jersey Shore.

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ThatEmoVeganChic 0

Who's dumb idea was to put glitter on after sun?

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jackeechan 10

Turn that shit into salsa or marinara and see what it looks like.

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FweakofCydonia 40

Sparkly tomatoes sound better than sparkly vampires.

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Tiny_Alyc 13

Well, look at the positive side - atleast you're really popular amongst 14-year-old Twilight fans

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WaywardDaughter 26

or you could have I don't know read the bottle usually products with glitter are labeled as such....ydi...also you should have used an aloe gel that works way better than lotion.

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locky999 1

sparkling tomatoes are the best!

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radiocaf 29

who puts glitter in after sun? wouldn't that irritate sunburn?

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Konarika 11

wow, I didn't even know that existed...

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