By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should definitely help him clean his apartment... ...by selling all of his shit before you leave.

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Tshep4209 6

Thats not an fml... Live with it and stop your nonsence

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onorexveritas 23

that was very considerate of him... for his lover

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fruitslut 11

She chose to be in this relationship. Trashing his stuff would not accomplish anything. If she doesn't like the situation, she should leave him.

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flutter4 7

Always be suspicious when they start to do out of the ordinary things all of a sudden

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mosquito19 14

you shoul shit in a bag. hide it somewhere in the apartment like inside of an air vent

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flutter4 7

I have heard of people putting fish in air vents before. It would take him forever to find the source of the smell and OP would laugh every time she thought about it. The rotten smell of revenge

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dead247 13

Unless he knows of said air vent trick.

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maryd195 0

when your man starts cleaning its normal to get suspicious. Lol drop him, no questions asked.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not every guy is a natural slob

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NixieJ92 6

I'll never understand the reason for someone to cheat. How about instead of being a dirty, lying, cheating little scumbag you just man up and leave them?! This guy is definitely NOT worth the time of day! Go and find someone that appreciates you and isn't a cheater!! :)

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