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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By greg - 14/02/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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OGReaper 2

Friday 28 October 2011 6:00

wow you are a coward.

vashthestampede 0

Friday 28 October 2011 6:05

Mother used ROAR! Wild OP ran away!

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allen2688 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:42

Am I the only person that found he typed. - and - twice????

snafu63 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:15

you're such a ******* pussy ydi.

DGHero 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:00

stay till she hits you. put the dumb bitch in jail.

athlete1990 4

Monday 31 October 2011 5:41

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!

knick64 7

Monday 31 October 2011 5:51

Well you can't complain caz she obviously has more balls than you do.

TheWicked 4

Monday 31 October 2011 20:34

lol ******* wuss :D

trolodon 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:00

Dude just say that her daughter was the stupid one who rear ended you fool. You have no balls

divine69 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:16

Bitch.

myflowers 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:28

**** that! You shoulda got the plates n called the cops!!! Wow the parenting these days!

jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:35

and thats why we invented ROAD RAGE!

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