Transportation: Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor....

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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aliceisbored 11

Friday 24 June 2011 0:05

Sounds like a good teacher!

enonymous 8

Friday 24 June 2011 0:45

My instructor had to rear end me for a good 10 minutes before he let me pass the test.

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Daniel_DD32 3

Friday 24 June 2011 0:59

LOL...all the people that he instructed are probably doing the same thing right now. XD

Locoluis 15

Friday 24 June 2011 1:11

Now anyone with half a brain can get a freaking drivers license. Or a driving instructor diploma. Bleargh.

jfkholland 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:37

well what freaks me out is, shouldn't the instructor be in the same car? that kind of rear ending is even worse O_O

AtomicBryce 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:44

and he's a driving instructor why?

cowgirl69 2

Friday 24 June 2011 1:54

lol

darkness4dummies 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:32

sounds like the best driving instructor ever

detective_oreo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:41

the irony is killing me

detective_oreo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:41

the irony is killing me

runepop 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:10

Humans, they tend to make mistakes...

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:08

The irony of this actually made me laugh. One of the rare FML's that do this.

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