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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
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peete182 0

Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters

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Comments

SolemnlyLove 7

lmao if you were so enthusiastic about sucking his fingers, i could only imagine how lucky the bf is

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kareltje 17

I think it wasn't his fingers, or the boyfriend. I think she just has a hamster fetish :D

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DawnsPlague 0

How did you not smell the pee on his fingers? I mean, your nose is right above your mouth.. Or it should be..

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Decapitation 3

I ******* love Thy Art is Murder

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PinkFun1969 9

I hope you don't get sick. This BF is a real piece of work, watch him close no telling what he could do next. I would put icey hot in his underware. Smile

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sierralovesyou 0

If I told you that you seemed like a cougar trying to pick up young guys on FML, and that you weren't gonna get any of them because you're a nerd, would it piss you off? :-)

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tasteslikedenial 4

Yeah, cause that comment TOTALLY made it seem like she was trying to pick up guys on here... And just for future reference, nerds > bitches. ;)

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alival 12

Um just saying what everyone is thinking ur kinda older and nobody rle finds u too sexy....

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alival 12

Dude u r so right! Completely agree with u!

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sierralovesyou 0

180- look at her profile. Has nothing to do with the comment.

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alival 12

I did look at her profile! Aaawwwkkkwwward!!!!

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sierralovesyou 0

Thank you!!!!!! It's pretty.. Umm... Scary

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sierralovesyou 0

For life! Haha

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alival 12

Def! I've been having nightmares about that picture/profile! It's haunting me!!!

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satph 12

since when was sucking on someone's fingers 'cute'? :/

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False_Stupidity 41

Since as long as lips and fingers have been around.

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Rotarun 6

How bad does hamster pee taste?

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kristen69 0

Wow ur ******* dumb. Obviously u don't care about getting sick since u know his hands were nasty. Sorry but u deserve it! And 28 not all texans are this dumb...

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poemqueen 15

Two examples from that state doesn't mean that everyone from that state are dumb!

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RuCheezBurger 10

Have you stopped to consider the fact that she was relaxing and wasnt really paying attention? Maybe then you wouldn't have to post such a retarded comment

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hotPinklipstick 24

Relaxing or not she knew he had a hamster in his hands prior to sticking his fingers in her face. She shouldn't stick them in her mouth unless she's knows for a fact he washed his hands, and even then I wouldn't recommend it. Finger nails host plenty of disgusting bacteria that can cause many diseases.

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Rdvlvt 0

So your saying you suck anything that comes near your face?! That pee is the least of your problems. Wait til you discover herpes... That's a fml

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