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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
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peete182 0

Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters

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SkardeyKat 3

Well, now you know how hamster pee tastes. Mmmm.

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soupstool 0

I know that smell is the worst!!!!!!!! I've expirienced it.

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miZscrZee 0

FUCKN disgusting! yuuuck. *puke*

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zeiss24 7

Haha. Well, now you also know how bad it tastes (: How'd "being cute" work out for you?

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Enslaved 36

Couldn't he have just told you his hamster smelled without wanting you to smell it also? It's just like those people that eat something that's spoiled and ask you to taste it too. Why? I'll take your word for it. Lol

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SkardeyKat 3

"Hey, this smells like shit!" "Oh really? Let me smell!"

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Taybabe2525 0

Ur such an idiot who would want to suck on fingers?

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Tahmer 0

Cute? More like you were trying to be a dirty little **** tease. Ydi.

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onorexveritas 23

why would you suck on the fingers that were just holding a hamster!?

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