By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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LASERZ7 4

why is that an FML? Ur so lucky

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austinwyke 2

someone must be embarrassed about their little weiner.

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shooterbuddy 8

Sounds like a load of balls

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Fylminesawsome 5

Why would you prefer a man fondling your balls?? You're nuts. (haha I did it)

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jimbob_76592 5

Why do the female doctors suck? That'd be my preference

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Kennuckle_fml 6

I can understand why you would have wanted a make doctor. It's the same as a girl, If you needed to get fully naked I'm sure you'd rather have a female doctor there

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jajajakala 1

I feel you. I'm a girl and I had an infected sinus on my tailbone so I had to get surgery and all the doctors and nurses cuttin up my butt were male.

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batliner56 17

Sounds like you were stealing that bike

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TheGamingGamer 28

After the first sentence I immediately hit YDI.

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