Animals: Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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wangwong 8

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

staychill 16

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

Comments

nightfall8705 33

Thursday 4 June 2015 2:22

I laughed at this so much harder than I should have.

Hop6e 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 2:31

You poor thang.

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:53

I can relate to the horse. The misses did the same while riding me and got bucked off as well.

cjfred 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:46

The horse probably wasn't spooked; he was pissed, and thinking "Oh *hell* no!" How would you like it if somebody sat on your back and farted on you? (That was a rhetorical question; if you'd enjoy it, I don't want to know.)

lenalee96 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:50

this is why when riding a green horse I always warm them up to me making strange and violent noises both on the ground and under saddle before I allow myself to do something like sneeze or fart

sarriemeow 2

Friday 5 June 2015 2:00

Having a human on their backs does damage to horses' anatomical structure. I'm sure I the long run the horse will be much more hurt than you were from falling.