By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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stefluvsyou 4

well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3

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DrewsFML 8

Lucky you didn't fall asleep, a few more stops and he would've been feeding it treats and teaching it to roll over.

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bettyc4 26

*creepy voice* I couldn't resist the feel of your soft golden locks on my skin

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hmbsfp 0

the feeeling of rust on my salad fingers......its almost orgasmic lmao

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emmiep1011 7

weirder things have happened on public buses...

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RaaabbleRabble 0

For whatever reason, I thought that said 'public pubes'.

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Emilina32 7

someone's getting hair action.

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JeansKismet 9

Make sure when they were 'petting' your hair they didn't take any, I smell a witch.

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fionaes 3

Most of the witches I know would never take someones hair...just sayin

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spoyhawk 1

you know witches? Thats amazing! If you know so much about them why dont you join em?

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VeganVampyre 26

Maybe she has and that's why she knows so much. Ever think of that?

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Tension is high, people..

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writergirl23 19

hey u have awesome hair take it as a compliment.

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kaykay20 0

I think he was think more along the lines of 'Yay a portable toilet' then awesome hair.

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kaykay20 0

Oops read that wrong thought it said peeing on it.

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luvgiggles 1

that reminds me of the creepers that ride the city bus here lol

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gene818 13

Just hope he washes his hands after nasty business.

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Luvtospoon 0

A guy always needs a little head.

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