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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 07:59

Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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TGRandom 5

Friday 2 September 2011 8:38

Was it the same guy?

penelopecruise 2

Friday 2 September 2011 8:40

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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ironwords 8

Friday 2 September 2011 9:59

Jack petello?

alexrox8286 0

Friday 2 September 2011 10:10

Time to kick some ass!

Kurtykat 2

Friday 2 September 2011 10:43

Irony...such a cold hearted bitch.

evaki1 12

Friday 2 September 2011 10:48

You really have no luck!

RedandBlack 0

Friday 2 September 2011 10:56

Damn. That sucks.

jlh2283 1

Friday 2 September 2011 11:52

The Internet is a remarkable thing it tells you the crime rates in neighborhoods... Also if youhad a robbery it would be house bound or with in a store of sorts which means police would be involved and being robbed afterwards would mean that after that invasion of privacy and most likely feeling vulnerable you entered into a situation to cause harm to oneself... I suggest seeing a therapist...

daydreamer244 13

Friday 2 September 2011 11:56

oh the irony.

manic_maniac11 13

Friday 2 September 2011 12:18

Thats really unlucky :( Hope you're okay

Shytinonmyself 3

Friday 2 September 2011 12:29

well at least the second guy didn't get much

Goodlife918975 6

Friday 2 September 2011 12:47

Karma?

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