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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 6 135

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 161

Gonna need it

By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 07:59

Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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You deserved it 1 816

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

TGRandom 5

Friday 2 September 2011 8:38

Was it the same guy?

penelopecruise 2

Friday 2 September 2011 8:40

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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sandmancometh 3

Friday 2 September 2011 17:34

You sure you don't live in Chicago?

gunner2590 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:38

I think you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 2 September 2011 18:51

Stay out of bad neighborhoods.

Jazzgirl101 12

Friday 2 September 2011 18:59

double FYL

HU4L188 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:10

Time to move the **** out of the ghetto

HU4L188 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:11

Why is thumbed down? It makes perfect sense.

tjracer10 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:49

You really need to move..

itschrisssybro 8

Friday 2 September 2011 22:15

Time for some Jackie Chan moves, & own that robber!

Buzzy123 7

Friday 2 September 2011 22:22

Ninja repo men?

Quasar55_fml 18

Friday 2 September 2011 22:29

Yo dawg ! I herd you like robberies, so we put a robbery in your robbery so you can be robbed while you're robbed !

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