Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 225

You deserved it 6 134

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 652

You deserved it 2 160

Gonna need it

By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 07:59

Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 166

You deserved it 89

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 118

You deserved it 2 315

By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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You deserved it 4 309

By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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You deserved it 1 815

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 3 684

TGRandom 5

Friday 2 September 2011 8:38

Was it the same guy?

penelopecruise 2

Friday 2 September 2011 8:40

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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fatalwish 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:50

I have a pretty good feeling someones going to take a ccw course and blast the next guy who trys to rob them

tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:24

I think its time for new locks.....

nach0Libre 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:18

rob the robber for revenge

jsimp71 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:22

Time to move

travmankungfu 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 11:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jay1010 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:07

wow u just have bad luck

TheHardwick3 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:05

Opportunists rule

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:31

This is Apu isn't it?

RockNRollAndrew 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 3:59

Where do you live , Detroit ? Mexico City? The bronks?

Xkillz302 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:39

invest in maze, pepper spray something

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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You deserved it 10 095

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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You deserved it 6 456

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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You deserved it 626

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 412

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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Today, I was rejected for an internship due to 'lack of experience.' I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 137

Same thing different taste

No one is safe

Gonna need it

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