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By bellsucker - 04/08/2012 22:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML
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DocBastard 38

So she was the reincarnation of Whiney Houston before Whitney died? How exactly does that work? Oooh! Maybe when this idiot was born she stole some of Whitney's soul and that's why Whitney spiraled into lunacy during her last few years. Ha! I've finally solved the mystery of "What the **** went wrong with Whitney Houston".

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morganrules123 10

Whitney obviously put a horcrux in this poor girl.

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ririzzle 2

Why would a wannabe Britney Spears work at a graveyard?

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Schiffy 18

A graveyard shift means extremely late starting and ending hours, not literally working at a graveyard.

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hama806 19

I do believe OP said Pars Hilton. Ding Dong.

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CantBeatMe2007 5

The amount of stupidity is overflowing from this comment...-_-'

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CantBeatMe2007 5

Oops the amount of stupidity overflowing from this comment is too much to handle...

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klovely22 13

I can feel my brain cells deteriorating as I read all these stupid comments. You are making yourself look just as dumb as the girl OP works with.

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PrincessPesa 20

I laughed at 15. And if that makes me stupid, well, spin me into a wall.

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hama806 19

36- I sit corrected. Pars or Paris...she's still an idiot...and so is the OP of this thread. But thanks.

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tennisrapper1 14

That's impossible assuming she's over 6 months old. She can't reincarnate from someone who was alive at the same time as her. It just doesn't fit the definition... EDIT: didn't see docs comment before I posted this. Lol sorry.

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Rocky007 15

Tell her you won't always love her.

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stormchaser24 24

I use to work the graveyard shift. I loved it. I feel your pain with the co worker. FYL

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featherygoose 9

Does she wear diapers?

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Bjuddstr 4

They call it the graveyard shift because you want to kill your co worker.

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BunBunBabe 8

Sounds like she may be easily convinced of random far fetched things, try to convince her elephants have five legs and their trunk is the fifth leg for fun

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WafflebotO_O 4

Or, convince her to do something that will get her fired. Problem solved!

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annie_nk 22

Tell her to hit the silent alarm button (if there is one) and convince her that eveytime you hit it, you get a pay raise.

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Kiki242 19

She better gave the voice of an angel. Whitney Houston had a hell of a voice before she destroyed it.

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candylandy 1

Wouldn't that make her a Whitney Houston wannabe?

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AwsumShyGuy 12

No, because reincarnation works that you become a new person when you're born, but with the same soul, and you can't be a wannabe of someone you "already are."

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Suck her bell then, maybe it'll shut the broad up. I mean, your name IS "Bellsucker"

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