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By bellsucker - 04/08/2012 22:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML
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DocBastard 38

So she was the reincarnation of Whiney Houston before Whitney died? How exactly does that work? Oooh! Maybe when this idiot was born she stole some of Whitney's soul and that's why Whitney spiraled into lunacy during her last few years. Ha! I've finally solved the mystery of "What the **** went wrong with Whitney Houston".

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morganrules123 10

Whitney obviously put a horcrux in this poor girl.

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thehurricanekid 6

Give her some crack. If what she claims is true, the rest takes care of itself

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pittyfinny 4

Sounds like she needs a good banging. Whose there to tell on you? Ha

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Briiyahh 7

I'm sorry good luck FYL no point in lying and trying to cheer you up because it mostly likely won't work lol

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Wow, some many people are taking the whole reincarnation thing so seriously. I think it's a metaphor (is that the right one?) for the fact that she likes to sing, and she thinks she actually an.

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Santa_Claauz 0

Lol she believes she was the reincarnation before Whitney even died...

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skokob 7

Then be Bobby Brown and smack her!

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wubbazugg 5

Right, because Whitney Houston has totally been dead for over 20 years -.-

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Anubis_81 21

Umm this makes no sense. Whitney was alive when this broad was born, so your post is invalid.

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Sirin_fml 46

Or the co-worker is a complete idiot, and that was the whole point of the FML, you twit.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is 74 an idiot?

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Anubis all that partying's fried your 'lil brain get off FML and sit your dumb ass down in the doctor's office till it's your turn to get lobotomized. Edit: woah.

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cherry72 13

Lol Sirin. This is me pushing the thumbs up to your response ;)

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snowhitee 6

You should scare the crap out of her... It is graveyard shift and she is twenty something

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greatfirstdate 18

Then....wouldn't she be a Whitney Houston wannabe? And I love how she believes she's the reincarnation of someone who didn't die twenty-something years ago.

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