win my ass

I can tell

I hate these FMLs where people cry over the smallest things. Can you find something even less important to ruin your life?

old people are still alive. is it unreasonable for them to eyeball people just like you do? by the way, the older you get the less you give a **** what other people think about you. so what you might hold back at a younger age is just blurted out when your 70. and what can you do about it? threaten a senior citizen? no, that makes you a douche. the old ALWAYS win, until one too many organs fail.

tell her I love her(: go grandma!

i dont see the problem with this?? I know the "official comment policy" says not to say this isnt an FML, so instead ill say....how is this an fml. can someone explain????

sooooo, I hear you have nice legs.. ;) how bout you lemme massage em for ya?

^ how can you tell? You're just assuming he likes Family Guy. Like how I think you ********** to faggoty red bulls.

I find this difficult I ********** to.

Or like a boy toy.